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Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML
by Anonymous / 04/08/2011 at 7:42pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by duncanisgey / 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals
Today, after a huge heartbreak and a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast and see a note on the counter saying "We heard you crying last night and didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. -Mom" FML
by heartbroken / 02/08/2011 at 12:21pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 6:07pm / United States / Love
by Cherie / 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML
by e / 12/02/2010 at 4:24am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by vansboy / 11/14/2010 at 11:26pm / Intimacy
Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
by Anonymous / 09/26/2010 at 5:26am / Vietnam (Ha Noi) / Love
by chewybarseventy / 08/24/2010 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Cheyenne / 07/11/2010 at 2:06am / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML
by Anonymous / 03/12/2010 at 11:55am / United Kingdom (Swansea) / Miscellaneous
by fml1977 / 03/04/2010 at 1:43am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by juwkgo / 02/17/2010 at 10:05am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Chrissy / 02/08/2010 at 3:24pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML
by nubbins / 01/26/2010 at 1:56am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love