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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 May 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 692
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

#15698653
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18157) - you deserved it (33668)

On 04/08/2011 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML

#15198573
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29258) - you deserved it (5770)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm - money - by duncanisgey - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, after a huge heartbreak and a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast and see a note on the counter saying "We heard you crying last night and didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. -Mom" FML

#14895293
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36659) - you deserved it (7622)

On 02/08/2011 at 12:21pm - love - by heartbroken - United States

Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML

#14842088
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43797) - you deserved it (3060)

On 02/04/2011 at 6:07pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

#14120068
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33941) - you deserved it (6085)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm - kids - by Cherie - United States (New York)

Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML

#14057053
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23186) - you deserved it (3873)

On 12/02/2010 at 4:24am - misc - by e (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my family had a secret meeting on my "puberty issues." I'm 21. FML

#13847372
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27336) - you deserved it (3221)

On 11/14/2010 at 11:26pm - intimacy - by vansboy -

Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML

#13206157
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41651) - you deserved it (6514)

On 09/26/2010 at 5:26am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Vietnam (Ha Noi)

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

#12714961
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29473) - you deserved it (10137)

On 08/24/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by chewybarseventy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML

#11804292
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35342) - you deserved it (3317)

On 07/11/2010 at 2:06am - health - by Cheyenne - United States (Washington)

Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML

#9021553
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5167) - you deserved it (27335)

On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Swansea)

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

#8817091
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21774) - you deserved it (7066)

On 03/04/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by fml1977 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

#8370926
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28319) - you deserved it (4855)

On 02/17/2010 at 10:05am - misc - by juwkgo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex girlfriend. FML

#8013959
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25699) - you deserved it (2593)

On 02/08/2010 at 3:24pm - love - by Chrissy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML

#7584201
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23507) - you deserved it (2221)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:56am - love - by nubbins (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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