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riceicle1
  • Town/Country : West Midlands, England
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 June 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 766
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38742) - you deserved it (5938)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by Originality18 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I sat in the train and the old lady sitting next to me stares at my face. I ask her if she is ok and she starts yelling "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?". The entire train trip went like this. FML

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On 12/25/2008 at 5:30am - misc - by LDF - Sent from mobile version

Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML

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On 12/11/2008 at 12:13am - misc - by Elizabeth - Sent from mobile version



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