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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 December 1940 (74 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 215
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend bought me some feminine cleansing wipes for my birthday so I could, "get the hoo-ha spick-and-span." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31090) - you deserved it (4971)

On 11/30/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by fishtacos (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML


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On 07/13/2014 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML


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On 06/01/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina (woman) - United States (California)

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