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ricardof

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 December 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2415
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ricardof : hi, feel free to message me if you want : )

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Fucked!<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 12:39am<b>melons</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 2:15pm<b>CelesteGomes</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 2:48am<b>FabChick14</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 11:32pm<b>HarryHirsch</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 1:35am<b>ILikeKoalas</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 4:12am<b>herpderpcx</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 11:48am<b>funneh1</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 7:59pm<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 12:10pm<b>Jamilal16</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 3:19pm<b>Cherryta</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 8:32pm<b>phantomofmind</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 2:31am<b>jessicamoore</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 10:58pm<b>Woahh78</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 4:34am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 10:07pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 5:18am<b>peacheso</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:01am<b>speakfreely</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 8:28pm

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Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML

by mikmak / 12/20/2015 at 8:26am / United States (North Carolina) / Love

Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML

by Lydlsis / 10/30/2015 at 7:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I dropped my phone between my legs and tried to catch it with my thighs. Instead, the phone fell through just as I crushed my own balls with my legs. FML

by MedChew / 10/30/2015 at 1:01pm / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Health

Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going". She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML

by Anonymous / 10/23/2015 at 4:10pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy

Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML

by Brooke / 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

by Anonymous / 08/03/2015 at 11:29am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML

by Anonymous / 07/27/2015 at 8:08pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML

by facepalming all the way / 07/19/2015 at 2:02am / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, my psycho ex girlfriend got up in my face after I dumped her. She said I'm going to pay and that one day, when I think I'm safe and happy, my joy will turn to ash in my mouth. When I pointed out she'd just ripped off a Game of Thrones quote, she kneed me in the balls. FML

by Anonymous / 07/10/2015 at 10:42pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML

by 12yearsoldapparently / 07/06/2015 at 7:02pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love

Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML

by W T F / 06/03/2015 at 3:22am / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy

Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML

by Anonymous / 06/02/2015 at 1:03am / Love

Today, I accidentally hit my husband in the face. Not 2 minutes later, while laying in bed and trying to apologize, I accidentally kneed him in the balls. FML

Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML

by not a kiddy fiddler really / 05/29/2015 at 4:15pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, one of my regulars came up to my car in the parking lot. We talked through the window while I put on my makeup. He then asked for a hug because he won't be in for two weeks. I obliged and he was kind enough to slide his hand between my legs. He then gave me $50 not to tell his wife. FML

by witchybaby89 / 05/25/2015 at 10:50pm / United States / Work

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