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About riashah : A weird frequency on which we all operate.
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Today... I spottd a huge spider in my bedroom. I freakd out at first... but I managd to confront my arachnophobia and killd it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returnd to my room... the "dead" spider had vanishd. Now I'm too scard to sleep. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriandhan all of a suddan ha stops, grabs my braasts with both hands, makas circular motions with tham, and yalls, "Danial-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm daad. FML
Today, I just about managed to convince the judge to overlook my client's emotional outbursts in the courtroom, promising that he'd be on his best behavior from now on. An hour later, he screamed "FUCK YOU!" at the judge fir telling him to quiet down. I hate my job. mega FML
TODAY, CONCERNED ABOUT MAH DAUGHTER'S RECENT BEHAVIOR, I LOOKED THROUGH HER WEB BROWSER HISTORY. I FOUND WEB SEARCHES FIR INFORMATION ON HOW TO MAKE A BOMB TO BLOW UP A "HORSE". I'M NOT SURE IF SHE'S ILLITERATE, BUT EITHER WAY IT SEEMS I NEED TO GET HER SOME HELP. FML
Friday 27 March 2015