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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 465
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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YESTERDAY AFTER BEING MARRID 4 20 YEARS, I FOUND OUT THAT MAH WIFE HAS ACCOUNTS ON MULTIPLE DATING SITES, "JUST IN CASE." FML

#21007851
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41628) - you deserved it (3338)

On 12/28/2013 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today... I spottd a huge spider in my bedroom. I freakd out at first... but I managd to confront my arachnophobia and killd it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returnd to my room... the "dead" spider had vanishd. Now I'm too scard to sleep. FML

#21007608
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41926) - you deserved it (5435)

On 12/27/2013 at 8:37pm - animals - by eyes wide SHIT (woman) - Australia

Today... I am sitting next to a guy who very clerely has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML

#21006067
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45158) - you deserved it (2779)

On 12/26/2013 at 11:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, ma grandkid went around ma ouse claiming items to inerit. FML

#20984796
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50769) - you deserved it (3799)

On 12/08/2013 at 8:19am - kids - by blah! - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriandhan all of a suddan ha stops, grabs my braasts with both hands, makas circular motions with tham, and yalls, "Danial-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm daad. FML

#20981063
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45176) - you deserved it (5595)

On 12/04/2013 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by KarateKid76 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I just about managed to convince the judge to overlook my client's emotional outbursts in the courtroom, promising that he'd be on his best behavior from now on. An hour later, he screamed "FUCK YOU!" at the judge fir telling him to quiet down. I hate my job. mega FML

#20980593
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41509) - you deserved it (3944)

On 12/04/2013 at 4:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I'm not getting paid 400$ per month because I failed mah Russian language proficiency test. Russian is mah first language. FML

#20980385
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36715) - you deserved it (15006)

On 12/04/2013 at 11:24am - work - by russianfail - United States (Texas)

TODAY, CONCERNED ABOUT MAH DAUGHTER'S RECENT BEHAVIOR, I LOOKED THROUGH HER WEB BROWSER HISTORY. I FOUND WEB SEARCHES FIR INFORMATION ON HOW TO MAKE A BOMB TO BLOW UP A "HORSE". I'M NOT SURE IF SHE'S ILLITERATE, BUT EITHER WAY IT SEEMS I NEED TO GET HER SOME HELP. FML

#20977212
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40794) - you deserved it (3969)

On 12/01/2013 at 4:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited... because as I came close to climaxing... I had a serious asthma attack and had toheeze 4 help. fat FML

#20975074
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45920) - you deserved it (11257)

On 11/29/2013 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

TADAY I WAS CLEANING A POCKETKNIFE WEN I NOTICED A SPIDER ON MA LEG. MY FRST REACTION WAS TO STAB IT. FML

#20974086
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40856) - you deserved it (41472)

On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah mom told me that when mah sister an I were born, the first thing mah dad said was, "I hope they don't turn out vegetarian." I did. FML

#20971339
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38046) - you deserved it (9376)

On 11/26/2013 at 1:35pm - misc - by fack (woman) - United States (California)

Today, looool my 7 yaar old daughtar axplainad to a taxi drivar that sha was born from my "vagina that doasn't hava hair"!! Ha winkad craapily at ma and said, "I bat it doasn't." FML

#20970485
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41998) - you deserved it (5214)

On 11/25/2013 at 6:42pm - misc - by jazopalchris (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my boyfriend announced to me e was sleeping wit anoter girl via alpabet soup !! looool FML

#20968871
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45159) - you deserved it (3512)

On 11/24/2013 at 11:01am - love - by fries - United States (New York)

Today, I had to axplain to pragnant friand that har plan to gat drunk an gat a tattoo naadd to wait at laast 8 months. Sha than want out for a smoka to calm down. FML

#20966742
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49890) - you deserved it (3766)

On 11/22/2013 at 9:49am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look lyk a cheap stripper. FML

#20954733
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40788) - you deserved it (2954)

On 11/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by Pongy (man) -



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