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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 October 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1178
  • Number of comments : 162
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About rhpsfan9 : A proud mother and happily married.

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rhpsfan9's favorite FMLs

Today, I actually had to explain to my husband why his habit of wiping his boogers off into our baby's hair has to stop. FML

#20859193
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42973) - you deserved it (3297)

On 08/29/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by grossedout (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of over a year has been cheating on me the whole time, but that "it's just physical". However, he doesn't want to do anything "physical" with me, except cuddle when we're together. FML

#20774465
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47016) - you deserved it (4324)

On 07/10/2013 at 3:08pm - love - by heartbroken (woman) - Australia

Today, during a silent breathing meditation at the Buddhist center, I accidentally let one rip which echoed through the meditation chamber. If that wasn't bad enough, the follow-up odor was enough to fell a charging rhinoceros. FML

#20517185
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24572) - you deserved it (7250)

On 02/22/2013 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was feeling depressed and got very, very drunk. This evening, I was feeling equally desperate, and ended up having to get my special dildo removed from my asshole at the hospital. FML

#20051425
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12364) - you deserved it (35847)

On 08/31/2012 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by pride? what's that? :( (woman) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML

#19250410
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35834) - you deserved it (5277)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML

#18475909
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23217) - you deserved it (3521)

On 12/10/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by Maggie (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

#15675353
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33550) - you deserved it (9100)

On 04/07/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by 1337fade (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

#15630869
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41073) - you deserved it (4270)

On 04/04/2011 at 1:26am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33471) - you deserved it (45135)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

#15594331
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34305) - you deserved it (4744)

On 04/01/2011 at 8:45pm - misc - by Groped (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that my dog is so lazy, she doesn't even get out of my bed in the morning to poop. FML

#15591569
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31529) - you deserved it (6354)

On 04/01/2011 at 5:12pm - animals - by poopybed - United States (Illinois)

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

#15588696
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47052) - you deserved it (7608)

On 04/01/2011 at 11:55am - misc - by WTF? - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

#15052365
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7277) - you deserved it (96744)

On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)



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