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by grossedout / 08/29/2013 at 12:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of over a year has been cheating on me the whole time, but that "it's just physical". However, he doesn't want to do anything "physical" with me, except cuddle when we're together. FML
by heartbroken / 07/10/2013 at 3:08pm / Australia / Love
Today, during a silent breathing meditation at the Buddhist center, I accidentally let one rip which echoed through the meditation chamber. If that wasn't bad enough, the follow-up odor was enough to fell a charging rhinoceros. FML
by Anonymous / 02/22/2013 at 2:57am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by pride? what's that? :( / 08/31/2012 at 8:23pm / Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 9:20am / United States (New Mexico) / Love
by Maggie / 12/10/2011 at 11:45am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous
by 1337fade / 04/07/2011 at 1:19am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy
by Toothy / 04/02/2011 at 1:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Groped / 04/01/2011 at 8:45pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
by poopybed / 04/01/2011 at 5:12pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
by WTF? / 04/01/2011 at 11:55am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML
by :/ / 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
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