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rexgar2000

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 September 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1059
  • Number of comments : 315
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Proud Sergeant in the US Army looking for a laugh.

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rexgar2000's favorite FMLs

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

#18102402
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30692) - you deserved it (10393)

On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States

Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML

#18072512
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36146) - you deserved it (5662)

On 10/25/2011 at 2:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

#18008479
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14748) - you deserved it (72365)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

#17981114
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19040) - you deserved it (2388)

On 10/14/2011 at 7:22am - love - by Jessy - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my dad used the stove to boil water. Unfortunately, he turned the wrong burner on, setting the smoke alarm off. What's worse was the smell of burning plastic that came from the coffeemaker being melted down. It's been over an hour, and my eyes still burn like hell when I walk into the kitchen. FML

#17980981
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19028) - you deserved it (2129)

On 10/14/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by cnkk07 - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11951) - you deserved it (31103)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was sent home from work early because of structural issues. I walked in on my unemployed boyfriend cuddling another woman on the couch. When I confronted them, he freaked out and kept trying to convince me that I was dreaming. I don't know what I ever saw in this loser. FML

#17811701
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36561) - you deserved it (4122)

On 09/23/2011 at 7:04am - love - by alone - China

Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40657) - you deserved it (27811)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

#17678479
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22463) - you deserved it (4254)

On 09/06/2011 at 4:06am - work - by Shamed - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

#17666764
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28647) - you deserved it (13909)

On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML

#17655668
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24645) - you deserved it (38591)

On 09/03/2011 at 7:49pm - intimacy - by SterlingSilver91 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

#17644028
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28581) - you deserved it (3771)

On 09/02/2011 at 12:31pm - love - by Harry Dare - United Kingdom (Walsall)

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35849) - you deserved it (4498)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML

#17632627
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32334) - you deserved it (3959)

On 08/31/2011 at 9:55pm - money - by anti88 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

#17628790
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22445) - you deserved it (13140)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:02am - health - by Bigpoppa0507 - Canada



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