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rexgar2000

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 September 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1090
  • Number of comments : 315
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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rexgar2000's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend rear ended a cop car because he was texting me. I was sitting next to him. FML

#18397332
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15438) - you deserved it (24222)

On 11/30/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by yessir - United States

Today, it's cold and rainy. I would like nothing more than to drink hot chocolate and watch a movie with the woman I love; the same woman who cheated on me and took the TV with her when she left. FML

#18385318
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36632) - you deserved it (3562)

On 11/29/2011 at 2:29pm - love - by toobad - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

#18385235
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42671) - you deserved it (4950)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early and ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, and still in the bath. FML

#18377899
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16055) - you deserved it (20560)

On 11/28/2011 at 6:43pm - work - by fuuuuck (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29464) - you deserved it (8735)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML

#18368736
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7301) - you deserved it (38882)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:16pm - misc - by honor sucks (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

#18364433
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37616) - you deserved it (3096)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I fractured my finger setting up a rat trap. FML

#18360025
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18317) - you deserved it (11846)

On 11/26/2011 at 8:51pm - health - by _Oblivion_ - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML

#18357588
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27239) - you deserved it (8552)

On 11/26/2011 at 3:50pm - love - by Rich (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32067) - you deserved it (15799)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML

#18353006
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49639) - you deserved it (3612)

On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

#18260975
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36415) - you deserved it (6897)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

#18234157
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17193) - you deserved it (55836)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:16am - love - by random person - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML

#18181534
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21132) - you deserved it (4574)

On 11/07/2011 at 1:49am - work - by Courtney - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML

#18153680
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17648) - you deserved it (49856)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by me (man) - United States (California)



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