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Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML


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On 10/06/2010 at 12:37am - love - by crucets (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite on it. My boyfriend argued that since graphite and diamonds are both just forms of carbon, it is the same thing. FML


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On 09/04/2010 at 10:08am - misc - by pencilring (woman) - United States

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