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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2251
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About rent_hearts_love : I'll love him until the day I die........I love you Damian and I wouldn't change you for the world.......

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Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

#12887848
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18746) - you deserved it (38549)

On 09/03/2010 at 4:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

#12682648
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37184) - you deserved it (3373)

On 08/22/2010 at 1:02pm - love - by mollyeyers - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

#12630401
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40592) - you deserved it (3484)

On 08/19/2010 at 7:11pm - love - by Sara246 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

#12552157
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31889) - you deserved it (5367)

On 08/16/2010 at 1:03am - love - by 86145 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

#12524990
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41161) - you deserved it (2898)

On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

#12409274
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41463) - you deserved it (27859)

On 08/09/2010 at 10:38am - love - by Forgotten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

#12305756
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42566) - you deserved it (10958)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27319) - you deserved it (11196)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

#5689238
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58418) - you deserved it (2885)

On 10/06/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by zitroskies (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

#1453860
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (162170) - you deserved it (13282)

On 04/29/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by fingerfuckd (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

#117
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68648) - you deserved it (9418)

On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86998) - you deserved it (16964)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -



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