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Today, my cat kept sneezing all morning so I took her to the vet. $150 later and the vet says she's fine. I get home and the noise starts up again. My automatic air freshener spray sounds just like my cat sneezing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15644) - you deserved it (47636)

On 05/20/2009 at 5:07am - animals - by catlover (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my shower is being renovated so I decided to wash my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal on accident. FML

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On 04/21/2009 at 8:12pm - kids - by hairball (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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