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rene22

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rene22

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3172
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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rene22's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML

#21507294
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21454) - you deserved it (1474)

On 12/24/2015 at 12:34pm - love - by smyp - Lithuania

Today, I finally realized the toll working as a cashier 5 days a week during the holidays does to your psyche. I just said "Welcome To Walgreens", out of pure reflex, to my cat as she walked into my kitchen. FML

Today, my daughter asked me if we could adopt a child. I said no, since we can't afford to support another child. She then asked me if she could just adopt another dad instead. FML

#21504401
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20364) - you deserved it (1980)

On 12/16/2015 at 10:28am - kids - by anon (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my mom made me go to church choir rehearsal with her so I could sing "the gay" out of me. FML

#21502593
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24519) - you deserved it (2755)

On 12/11/2015 at 1:14pm - love - by PheobeBuffay - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML

#21499606
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23428) - you deserved it (3460)

On 12/03/2015 at 7:52am - intimacy - by snortingspunk (woman) - South Africa

Today, due to the incompetence and apathy of my lab partners, I have to write a 12-page lab paper by myself. A 12 page lab paper about radishes. Radishes. FML

#21498242
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22658) - you deserved it (1824)

On 11/29/2015 at 4:10pm - misc - by quinndulgent - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

#21488023
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23065) - you deserved it (3277)

On 11/03/2015 at 5:06pm - love - by Wtf -

Today, I took my dad out shopping. I managed to pull into a really cramped parking spot and said, "Man, that was a tight squeeze." My dad then looked me in the eyes and said, "So was your mom." FML

#21474532
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24112) - you deserved it (2760)

On 09/30/2015 at 9:13am - misc - by Nick Pat (man) -

Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML

#21467226
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32058) - you deserved it (2788)

On 09/11/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by EverettA - United States (Ohio)

Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML

#21465088
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20189) - you deserved it (12302)

On 09/06/2015 at 12:55am - misc - by ballthlete (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

#21462289
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22043) - you deserved it (2048)

On 08/29/2015 at 8:06pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML

#21459438
164 comments

Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML

#21454601
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29318) - you deserved it (5922)

On 08/11/2015 at 12:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I told my son about wet dreams, what they are and how they are normal. Afterwards, he exclaimed, "It's kinda like when I beat off, except I'm asleep! Awesome!" FML

#21451089
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23946) - you deserved it (3359)

On 08/02/2015 at 10:57pm - kids - by BrandonDrapeau - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my parents sent me to the hospital because they thought I had diabetes. One of the symptoms is that you a pee a lot. The only reason I go to the bathroom so often is so I can masturbate. FML

#21449844
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18612) - you deserved it (28004)

On 07/31/2015 at 1:38am - intimacy - by doodoobref - United States (Arizona)



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