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rene22
  • Town/Country : Ansonia, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 March 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 847
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About rene22 : I like to laugh and make others laugh. I don't say much

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Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619 (318)

I agree, your life sucks (9419) - you deserved it (2203)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my family took me to a steak house. I went for an eight minute bathroom break, coming back to an empty table. They ordered dessert, and left me the bill. I'm a vegetarian, and it's my birthday. FML

#18446136 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (10977) - you deserved it (1223)

On 12/06/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by Weirdo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

#18259551 (160)

I agree, your life sucks (9572) - you deserved it (18811)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML

#18201929 (287)

I agree, your life sucks (10681) - you deserved it (1446)

On 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by exiledliscense - United States (Arkansas)

Today, at work I asked a cute, albeit slightly large customer, her name. Being hard of hearing, I thought she said "Porky" and asked her about it. Turns out she'd said Courtney. FML

#18136317 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (18036) - you deserved it (6552)

On 11/02/2011 at 3:12am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620 (314)

I agree, your life sucks (6751) - you deserved it (4143)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML

#18029483 (188)

I agree, your life sucks (8435) - you deserved it (5255)

On 10/20/2011 at 4:26am - love - by Awie (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

#17719852 (251)

I agree, your life sucks (8955) - you deserved it (39646)

On 09/11/2011 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by Extended_desktop (man) - Poland

Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML

#17706134 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (4276) - you deserved it (13683)

On 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by omfgnooo (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168 (407)

I agree, your life sucks (7732) - you deserved it (64847)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my grandmother has severe road rage after she complained about Pennsylvania drivers for over an hour, then decided to rear end one because he wouldn't get out of her way. FML

#17201189 (188)

I agree, your life sucks (19195) - you deserved it (1517)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by Courtney - United States

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

#17088457 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (22537) - you deserved it (4561)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne, she laughed and said "so that's how you got rid of yours so fast" then continued to text all her friends and tell them. FML

#16957068 (259)

I agree, your life sucks (4081) - you deserved it (12731)

On 07/03/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by fmylife7721 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady in the show was beginning to talk about how to have a successful divorce. My wife looks at me and says, "Turn the volume up." FML

#16933111 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (13755) - you deserved it (1316)

On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)

Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML

#16701794 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (6810) - you deserved it (30137)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:39pm - health - by Hopslammer (woman) - United States (Indiana)