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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1599
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About renaet : Student at Cal State San Bernardino :]

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Fucked!<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 2:43pm

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renaet's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, "Hey, whatever happened to that fat bitch you dated in your third year?" We've been dating since his second year. FML

#14545720
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37183) - you deserved it (3522)

On 01/11/2011 at 2:06pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML

#14315930
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27023) - you deserved it (2711)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:21pm - misc - by nick (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "what were you reaching for?" FML

#13940137
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28217) - you deserved it (9252)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by reesemaster (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried opening a can for the first time using a manual can opener. I tried for a half hour to open a can of ravioli, mutilating the can in the process. Only after watching five Youtube videos on how to use a manual can opener did I notice the pull-tab on the top of the ravioli can. FML

#13789664
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7174) - you deserved it (59039)

On 11/10/2010 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)



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