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About renaee : Fuck it, I'm actually going to fill this out.
• New kid on the block.
• My life is great but when something I deem FML-worthy happens and I try to share it with this site, the system fails me. :c
With that bit of pity party out of the way...
Things that I like may include but are not limited to:
• Cussing, motherfucker
• Extremely loud and totally unrealistic action movies
• Bubbles baths
• Music of any kind
Things that I dislike (also may include but are not limited to):
• Public education systems
• Chunky jewelry
If anybody ever takes the time to read this all the way through, I would be oh so grateful to hear about it.
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