About renaee : Fuck it, I'm actually going to fill this out.
• New kid on the block.
• My life is great but when something I deem FML-worthy happens and I try to share it with this site, the system fails me. :c
With that bit of pity party out of the way...
Things that I like may include but are not limited to:
• Cussing, motherfucker
• Extremely loud and totally unrealistic action movies
• Bubbles baths
• Puppies
• Music of any kind
• Boning
Things that I dislike (also may include but are not limited to):
• Meatloaf!
• Public education systems
• Politics
• Religion
• Chunky jewelry
• Shit-for-brains
If anybody ever takes the time to read this all the way through, I would be oh so grateful to hear about it.
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Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
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On 03/07/2009 at 3:34pm - misc - by bu09 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
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On 03/07/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by Pissed Off (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
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On 03/04/2009 at 2:03am - intimacy - by saddude (man) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML
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On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)
Today, I went to my crushes Mardi Gras party. He was handing out beads to all the girls at the party that flashed him. When he came around to me he stopped and said "I will give you these beads NOT to flash me." FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by MADfml - United States (Virginia)
Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting to find him in bed next to me. Instead, I found my cell phone with a text message from him that said "you should really do something about the pimples on your ass." FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 6:25pm - intimacy - by acw2110 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was offered a job. It only took me a year and 17 interviews to get an offer, and I have a PhD. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 12:37am - work - by RogerReady - United States (West Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML
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On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)
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