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Today, my boyfriend of five years got me a ring for Christmas. When I opened it, I was speechless and overjoyed. He then said, "It's just a ring. It doesn't mean anything." FML

#21003775
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I agree, your life sucks (47417) - you deserved it (5415)

On 12/24/2013 at 3:30pm - love - by Wtfbro (woman) - United States

Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML

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On 11/26/2013 at 2:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my roommate secretly edited a paper I wrote and recently turned in, so that it repeatedly refers to the famed author "Kneel Gayman." I'm positive that's not how it's spelled. FML

#20958782
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32888) - you deserved it (2916)

On 11/15/2013 at 3:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML

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On 11/10/2013 at 12:51am - misc - by tramp - United States

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46005) - you deserved it (10244)

On 11/04/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by barebackingit (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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