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rememberthefood

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 96
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About rememberthefood : 16. 6'5". Ball is life.

Fairly wide range of interests. I'll talk about pretty much anything. If I don't know anything about it, I'll fake it. Just not the Kardashians. I refuse to acknowledge their existence (yes, I realize the irony)

Hopefully, UVA '20. I hope to double major in Management and chemistry.

Biggest pet peeve is people that don't fulfill their potential. Strive to be greater than you are. Learn something new every single day.

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Today, one of my idiot co-workers thought it'd be hilarious to "fix" my car while I was working. Now every time I step on the brake pedal, the horn goes off. FML

#21412007
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29051) - you deserved it (2463)

On 05/18/2015 at 2:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, a DJ friend of mine offered me a part in one of his tracks. I was flattered, and accepted. All I ended up singing was, "I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch" over and over again in the background. FML

#21008243
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39025) - you deserved it (6795) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/28/2013 at 9:46am - misc - by Cacahuete (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML

#20929956
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47980) - you deserved it (5087)

On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML

#20466661
67 comments

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On 01/18/2013 at 6:03pm - love - by dpap - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML

#18860865
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38760) - you deserved it (10889)

On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

#16326196
134 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 9:59am - misc - by BurnedByAWaiter -

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

#15525656
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34170) - you deserved it (5735)

On 03/28/2011 at 1:56am - animals - by upliftmofo - Belgium

Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

#14235030
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44229) - you deserved it (4040)

On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML

#14190731
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34366) - you deserved it (4015)

On 12/13/2010 at 1:10pm - misc - by Username - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

#5663418
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51350) - you deserved it (4177)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML

#3731184
146 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 11:03pm - animals - by WearingOff (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

#947
31 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML

#94
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15675) - you deserved it (109032)

On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)



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