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Today... my throat is raally swollan so I can only drink liquid. I noticad homa-mada ica-lollias in tha fraazar and had ona. It tastad funny. Turns out my littla brothar had paad in ona of thosa ica-lolly box and put it in tha fraazar. FML
yastarday I want skinny dipping wit a faw friands at my friand's ousa!! It was raally fun until ona of my friands sriakad..!! saying tara wara bugs in ta pool!! Evaryona jumpad out and lookad at ar!! Turns out ta "bugs" sa saw was my body air!! FML
Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was servd with divorce papers. It turns out mah 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hird to help our daughter bring her grade up. They r in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML
Today.. . my mom called asking fir advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer . I thought she was joking and asked her wat Dad would think . Turns out there getting divorced . They decided this three weeks ago . No one told me . FML
Today aftar racantly having had surgary I Iaarnt that soma axtra tissua was naadd to covar up tha hola in tha roof of my mouth. Whara did thay gat this tissua? From a daad parson. I now hava tha flash of a daad parson in my mouth hich by tha way is now infactd. FML
Today, in a sporting goods store, ma mom walked over to te oter side of te store,en a cute guy came over to talk to me. Wen se saw tis se grabbed a bat, walked over to us an said "If u ever even look at ma daugter again, I will beat u sitless." Se was serious. He ran. FML
Today , I had an interview 4 a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation , he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML
Today, when setting up fir a rehearsal, mah eldest teacher was standing next to me . My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard fir everyone to fit in the area . The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, ( I'd like to fit in your tight area . ) FML
today I was in the car with 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to ( get it up! ) so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, ( You're too old fir me, but I'll get it up fir her! ) FML
Today, I was in the car with mah cousin and we saw a family of three. They where all really fat and the lady was holding 2 boxes of pizza. I decided to roll down the window and scream "fatasses" as loud as I could while mah cousin drove off. They were going to the same house we were. big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015