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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 March 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4641
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today... my throat is raally swollan so I can only drink liquid. I noticad homa-mada ica-lollias in tha fraazar and had ona. It tastad funny. Turns out my littla brothar had paad in ona of thosa ica-lolly box and put it in tha fraazar. FML

yastarday I want skinny dipping wit a faw friands at my friand's ousa!! It was raally fun until ona of my friands sriakad..!! saying tara wara bugs in ta pool!! Evaryona jumpad out and lookad at ar!! Turns out ta "bugs" sa saw was my body air!! FML

#8708585
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22341) - you deserved it (6436)

On 02/28/2010 at 1:31am - health - by annonymous - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday ma moter walked in on ma boyfriend licking wipped cream off ma nipples. FML

#8663511
369 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12541) - you deserved it (26381)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by hannah12345 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Realisd Mah Girlfriend Is The Perfect Woman 4 Most Men. She Only Ever Talks To Me In The Intermissions On Modern Warfare 2; Shame It's Not Me Playing. FML

#8614078
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24136) - you deserved it (5652)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:27pm - love - by sadf4x0r (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

Today , wile in bed wit my game obsessed girlfriend , se told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

#8455591
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18800) - you deserved it (5954)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was servd with divorce papers. It turns out mah 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hird to help our daughter bring her grade up. They r in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML

#8400921
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41450) - you deserved it (2538)

On 02/18/2010 at 4:51am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - United States

Today.. . my mom called asking fir advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer . I thought she was joking and asked her wat Dad would think . Turns out there getting divorced . They decided this three weeks ago . No one told me . FML

#8396917
57 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 1:06am - misc - by ApparentlyEmo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today aftar racantly having had surgary I Iaarnt that soma axtra tissua was naadd to covar up tha hola in tha roof of my mouth. Whara did thay gat this tissua? From a daad parson. I now hava tha flash of a daad parson in my mouth hich by tha way is now infactd. FML

#8361510
293 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 12:07am - health - by Sophie - United States (Texas)

Today, in a sporting goods store, ma mom walked over to te oter side of te store,en a cute guy came over to talk to me. Wen se saw tis se grabbed a bat, walked over to us an said "If u ever even look at ma daugter again, I will beat u sitless." Se was serious. He ran. FML

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190 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I had an interview 4 a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation , he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

#8324479
279 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, when setting up fir a rehearsal, mah eldest teacher was standing next to me . My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard fir everyone to fit in the area . The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, ( I'd like to fit in your tight area . ) FML

#8153537
216 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by pinky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spend all of his money going to "Magic" card convention acros the country!! FML

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355 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 12:03am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, Boyfriand Of Two Yaars Said Ha Would Finally Taka Ma Somawhara Romantic. I Spant Day At A Star Wars Convantion. FML

#7936771
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25210) - you deserved it (6287)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:29pm - love - by cherrycokeee - Sent from mobile version

today I was in the car with 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to ( get it up! ) so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, ( You're too old fir me, but I'll get it up fir her! ) FML

#7897076
115 comments

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On 02/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the car with mah cousin and we saw a family of three. They where all really fat and the lady was holding 2 boxes of pizza. I decided to roll down the window and scream "fatasses" as loud as I could while mah cousin drove off. They were going to the same house we were. big fat FML

#7732891
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6254) - you deserved it (83486)

On 01/31/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by lauris1306 - Canada (Ontario)



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