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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 March 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5639
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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relaxedninja's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35022) - you deserved it (8118)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML

#12834464
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45679) - you deserved it (2592)

On 08/31/2010 at 3:54am - misc - by missyoudad. (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

#12826740
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11143) - you deserved it (46523)

On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my external hard drive broke. My husband tried to fix it, and the computer told him he needed to format it. Apparently he didn't know what formatting does, so he did it. I'm a wedding photographer and had a full summer of unfinished wedding photography on there. FML

#12822574
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37291) - you deserved it (7006)

On 08/30/2010 at 2:42pm - work - by photogirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

#12817288
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41965) - you deserved it (12965)

On 08/30/2010 at 3:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told everyone I queef during sex. Even his parents are calling me "Cooter Pooter." FML

#12816242
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37120) - you deserved it (6606)

On 08/30/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML

#12810587
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133123) - you deserved it (12878)

On 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by soldierboy - United States

Today, my grandmother died. No one called me to let me know she passed. I found out because people kept writing RIP on her Facebook wall. My siblings and I weren't even mentioned in her obituary with the other grandchildren, but they did remember to mention her dog. FML

#12802001
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33574) - you deserved it (2383)

On 08/29/2010 at 7:29am - animals - by katta2009 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

#12792346
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37375) - you deserved it (24427)

On 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Sicko - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML

#12792184
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27921) - you deserved it (2868)

On 08/28/2010 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out she wasn't a "special" child. FML

#12767492
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36256) - you deserved it (3553)

On 08/27/2010 at 2:49am - work - by atetoeate (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was driving home with my dad after buying a new truck. We were on the freeway and the engine wasn't revving up very much. My dad thought that something was wrong with my transmission, so he reached over to change gears. Most cars won't go into reverse at high speeds. Mine does. FML

#12706799
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26653) - you deserved it (2790)

On 08/23/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

#12693453
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9250) - you deserved it (72036)

On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML

#12616520
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59339) - you deserved it (3938)

On 08/19/2010 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Jordid - United States (Colorado)

Today, I gave blood. He sneezed while he stuck the needle in my arm. FML

#12612663
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37229) - you deserved it (2694)

On 08/18/2010 at 9:26pm - health - by gorey - Canada (Alberta)



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