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by teacher / 08/31/2010 at 10:50am / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by missyoudad. / 08/31/2010 at 3:54am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
by tikizombie / 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, my external hard drive broke. My husband tried to fix it, and the computer told him he needed to format it. Apparently he didn't know what formatting does, so he did it. I'm a wedding photographer and had a full summer of unfinished wedding photography on there. FML
by photogirl / 08/30/2010 at 2:42pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/30/2010 at 3:30am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/30/2010 at 2:02am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by soldierboy / 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my grandmother died. No one called me to let me know she passed. I found out because people kept writing RIP on her Facebook wall. My siblings and I weren't even mentioned in her obituary with the other grandchildren, but they did remember to mention her dog. FML
by katta2009 / 08/29/2010 at 7:29am / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2010 at 7:40pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out she wasn't a "special" child. FML
by atetoeate / 08/27/2010 at 2:49am / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I was driving home with my dad after buying a new truck. We were on the freeway and the engine wasn't revving up very much. My dad thought that something was wrong with my transmission, so he reached over to change gears. Most cars won't go into reverse at high speeds. Mine does. FML
by Anonymous / 08/23/2010 at 7:28pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML
by K_M / 08/23/2010 at 12:18am / Malaysia (Selangor) / Kids
by Jordid / 08/19/2010 at 12:12am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by gorey / 08/18/2010 at 9:26pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…