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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 March 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3747
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

#8708585
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20600) - you deserved it (6146)

On 02/28/2010 at 1:31am - health - by annonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

#8663511
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12501) - you deserved it (26323)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by hannah12345 - Sent from mobile version

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

#8455591
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18670) - you deserved it (5934)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML

#8400921
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40564) - you deserved it (2475)

On 02/18/2010 at 4:51am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - United States

Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML

#8396917
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25989) - you deserved it (1681)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:06am - misc - by ApparentlyEmo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML

#8361510
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37493) - you deserved it (3210)

On 02/17/2010 at 12:07am - health - by Sophie - United States (Texas)

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

#8354648
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29584) - you deserved it (2215)

On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

#8324479
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5187) - you deserved it (58211)

On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML

#8153537
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27772) - you deserved it (2341)

On 02/12/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by pinky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML

#8153164
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10989) - you deserved it (23940)

On 02/12/2010 at 12:03am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

#7936771
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25099) - you deserved it (6260)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:29pm - love - by cherrycokeee - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in the car with my 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to "get it up!" so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, "You're too old for me, but I'll get it up for her!" FML

#7897076
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7770) - you deserved it (26225)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the car with my cousin and we saw a family of three. They where all really fat and the lady was holding 2 boxes of pizza. I decided to roll down the window and scream "fatasses" as loud as I could while my cousin drove off. They were going to the same house we were. FML

#7732891
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6215) - you deserved it (83104)

On 01/31/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by lauris1306 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that shouting 'arsehole' at a speeding car is not a good idea. Two chavs MIGHT just turn around, drive onto the pavement and push you into a bush. FML

#7640098
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9724) - you deserved it (24756)

On 01/28/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by Daivv (man) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, I went to buy some spray paint for a project. I've never used a spray can before, so I decided to try it on paper provided. Unfortunately I didn't hold the can the right way and ended up with black, permanent, paint all over my face in the middle of a store. FML

#7461664
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8093) - you deserved it (32125)

On 01/20/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by muffincakess - Sent from mobile version



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