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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3585
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I learned that my mom's laptop was originally my Christmas gift. She opened it and decided she liked it so much she should have it. I got hot rollers. FML

#11927382
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32855) - you deserved it (2277)

On 07/16/2010 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

#11857753
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19067) - you deserved it (43510)

On 07/13/2010 at 7:15pm - misc - by Criminal (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML

#10643187
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34501) - you deserved it (7474)

On 05/20/2010 at 2:25am - intimacy - by evelynn - Sent from mobile version

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38833) - you deserved it (5981)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38833) - you deserved it (5981)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my iPod came back from repair and still had a distorted sound. I've been through calls, meetings, and repairs with Apple since Christmas, and it still sounds like the half speaker in my old car. Then I found out the new Nano requires you to push the headphones plug in harder. FML

#9037233
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4960) - you deserved it (36373)

On 03/13/2010 at 12:16am - misc - by EwokLover17 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dog managed to get into our cabinet and eat an entire bag of hershey kisses. Now she is puking all over the house and outside too. When I called the vet to tell her about it, she said that it was normal, and to call her back when it was "coming out the other end." FML

#9018544
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18207) - you deserved it (3297)

On 03/12/2010 at 7:01am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my throat is really swollen so I can only drink liquid. I noticed home-made ice-lollies in the freezer and had one. It tasted funny. Turns out my little brother had peed in one of those ice-lolly box and put it in the freezer. FML

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

#8708585
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20577) - you deserved it (6145)

On 02/28/2010 at 1:31am - health - by annonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

#8663511
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12491) - you deserved it (26294)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by hannah12345 - Sent from mobile version

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

#8455591
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18656) - you deserved it (5929)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML

#8400921
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40533) - you deserved it (2474)

On 02/18/2010 at 4:51am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - United States

Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML

#8396917
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25975) - you deserved it (1680)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:06am - misc - by ApparentlyEmo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML

#8361510
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37468) - you deserved it (3205)

On 02/17/2010 at 12:07am - health - by Sophie - United States (Texas)

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

#8354648
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29561) - you deserved it (2214)

On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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