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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 March 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4107
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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relaxedninja's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to make home made french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML

#17934685
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17183) - you deserved it (24878)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:36am - misc - by anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

#17925630
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32688) - you deserved it (1966)

On 10/07/2011 at 1:55am - work - by bdjsbskl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML

#17847323
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35898) - you deserved it (11857)

On 09/27/2011 at 11:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20565) - you deserved it (44555)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML

#17832717
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30169) - you deserved it (3929)

On 09/25/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by sadkid - United States

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13129) - you deserved it (77088)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

 Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML

#17793249
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42103) - you deserved it (2498)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by AL - United States (California)

Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

#17761753
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39391) - you deserved it (4698)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my parents used all of the college money I have been saving up for 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money for repairs. FML

#17726207
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36606) - you deserved it (2157)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:36am - money - by Me - United States

Today, to save money, I bought some meat in bulk. When I got home, I was told that power to the neighborhood was out, and probably would be for days. Rather than let the meat rot, I barbecued it all and gave it away to my neighbors. The power came on while everyone was eating. FML

#17705192
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28945) - you deserved it (3875)

On 09/09/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by SoCalStoopid (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while having a screaming argument with my son in our front yard, I suddenly realized we are "that white trash family" in the neighborhood. FML

#17611255
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9302) - you deserved it (36188)

On 08/29/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML

#17611164
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25785) - you deserved it (9329)

On 08/29/2011 at 8:46am - love - by True Story - Canada

Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML

#17547423
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28318) - you deserved it (2320)

On 08/22/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by kris (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

#17536285
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58268) - you deserved it (7185)

On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)



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