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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 March 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4640
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got ma period !! Last week, I fell out of a window and landd between ma legs on a bus; I ave massive swelling down tere, and stitces over te rippd fles !! Now I'm bleeding out ma period on top of te lingering wounds down tere !! It urts even to pee, let alone menstruate !! FML

#18130985
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42662) - you deserved it (4145)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:50pm - health - by stitchesupmyass (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , ma doctor told ma tat ta raason I'm losing ma ayasigt is cuz I'm straining ma ayas , an tat ta bast ting for ma to do is to limit ma tima in front of computars. I spant yaars in collaga to gat ma currant job wic involvas sitting in front of computars. FML

#18111169
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24906) - you deserved it (2298)

On 10/30/2011 at 12:31pm - health - by comedybreak - United States (California)

Today,hile in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line . The sad part is that it's better thanhen he says "Are you gonna pay fir the stuff you put in yur purse?" FML

#18109383
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33535) - you deserved it (8910)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went over to mah friend's house . We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away . Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto mah knee . I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on mah boner . FML

#18098530
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30155) - you deserved it (17669)

On 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

I saw ma upstairs neigbor outside getting looool te mail. Se asked ow ma day was, and ten apologized tat te sound of er baby's crying troug te walls kept me up last nigt. Apparently se eard meen I yelled at 2am for er fucking demon spawn to sut up. FML

#18086804
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13687) - you deserved it (34957)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today , I decided to make home made french fries . I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt , right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance .

#17934685
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17518) - you deserved it (25371)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:36am - misc - by anonymous - Sri Lanka

TODAY , I WAS AT WORK AS A CASHIER!! AN OLD LADY UNBAGGED EVERYTHING I HAD , AN ANGRILY "TAUGHT" ME HOW TO BAG!! SHE PUTTED POTATOES ON HER EGGS AN BROKE THEM!! SHE THEN SCREAMED THAT I WAS USELESS AN RETARDED IN FRONT OF ALL MAH OTHER CUSTOMERS AN MANAGER!! FML

#17925630
148 comments

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On 10/07/2011 at 1:55am - work - by bdjsbskl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work outhere my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, u idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass an a map or something. mega FML

#17847323
275 comments

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On 09/27/2011 at 11:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We r bot women and se is married. Work sould be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20604) - you deserved it (44604)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All looool because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML

#17832717
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30241) - you deserved it (3935)

On 09/25/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by sadkid - United States

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13152) - you deserved it (77197)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

 Today , my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriendho I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! mega FML

#17793249
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42168) - you deserved it (2500)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by AL - United States (California)

2DAY I WILL BE SLEEPING IN MAH AUNT AN UNCLE'S LIVING ROOM. IT IS 90 DEGREES. THERE IS AN AIR CONDITIONER BUT IF YOU TURN IT ON , THE RACCOON LIVING IN THE WALL WILL GET PISSD OFF AN TRY TO CLAW THROUGH THE WALL. ONLY FIVE MORE NIGHT SWEATING MAH BALLS OFF OR IMAGINING RACOON HAVING ANGRY SEX. FAT FML

Yastarday , I found out my wifa an traa daugtars all ava tair pariod on saparata waaks. I now ava no braak from yalling. FML

#17761753
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39415) - you deserved it (4704)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

yesterday I found out that mah parents used all of the college money I have been saving up 4 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money 4 repairs. FML

#17726207
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36672) - you deserved it (2165)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:36am - money - by Me - United States



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