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Today, I got ma period !! Last week, I fell out of a window and landd between ma legs on a bus; I ave massive swelling down tere, and stitces over te rippd fles !! Now I'm bleeding out ma period on top of te lingering wounds down tere !! It urts even to pee, let alone menstruate !! FML
Today , ma doctor told ma tat ta raason I'm losing ma ayasigt is cuz I'm straining ma ayas , an tat ta bast ting for ma to do is to limit ma tima in front of computars. I spant yaars in collaga to gat ma currant job wic involvas sitting in front of computars. FML
Today,hile in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line . The sad part is that it's better thanhen he says "Are you gonna pay fir the stuff you put in yur purse?" FML
Today, I went over to mah friend's house . We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away . Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto mah knee . I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on mah boner . FML
I saw ma upstairs neigbor outside getting looool te mail. Se asked ow ma day was, and ten apologized tat te sound of er baby's crying troug te walls kept me up last nigt. Apparently se eard meen I yelled at 2am for er fucking demon spawn to sut up. FML
TODAY , I WAS AT WORK AS A CASHIER!! AN OLD LADY UNBAGGED EVERYTHING I HAD , AN ANGRILY "TAUGHT" ME HOW TO BAG!! SHE PUTTED POTATOES ON HER EGGS AN BROKE THEM!! SHE THEN SCREAMED THAT I WAS USELESS AN RETARDED IN FRONT OF ALL MAH OTHER CUSTOMERS AN MANAGER!! FML
Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML
2DAY I WILL BE SLEEPING IN MAH AUNT AN UNCLE'S LIVING ROOM. IT IS 90 DEGREES. THERE IS AN AIR CONDITIONER BUT IF YOU TURN IT ON , THE RACCOON LIVING IN THE WALL WILL GET PISSD OFF AN TRY TO CLAW THROUGH THE WALL. ONLY FIVE MORE NIGHT SWEATING MAH BALLS OFF OR IMAGINING RACOON HAVING ANGRY SEX. FAT FML
yesterday I found out that mah parents used all of the college money I have been saving up 4 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money 4 repairs. FML
Friday 27 March 2015