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relaxedninja

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 March 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4643
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I received an acceptance letter to Juilliard. After showing it to my mom, she tells me I can't attend because Robin Williams graduated from Juilliard, an he now has too much facial hair. FML

#19838492
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27910) - you deserved it (1876)

On 06/24/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by A.W (woman) - United States

Today, wile sopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in ig scool . He went on about e eard I'd got married, looked like I'd ad a baby, and tat, "se looks just like you!" Te kid was ma niece, and ma usband broke up wit me 2 years ago . Tank 4 bringing tat up . FML

#19838088
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20119) - you deserved it (4621)

On 06/24/2012 at 6:57am - misc - by thankspal (woman) - United States

Today, mah friand showad off har naw tattoo,hich is supposad to say "bad bitch" in Italian, an I had to point out that it actually says "dafactiva famala". Har rasponsa was to cuss ma out an inform ma that I'm no longar part of har social circla. FML

#19824729
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26878) - you deserved it (3089)

On 06/21/2012 at 4:28pm - misc - by tubby (woman) - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

someone rang my doorbell. The moment I opened the door, a smell not unlike a cascading torrent of rotting flesh an urine hit my nostrils. I stood there 4 an eternity as a homeless man leaned on my door an desperately tried to convince me to buy an array of scrap metal from him. FML

#19824266
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18176) - you deserved it (3007)

On 06/21/2012 at 2:13pm - misc - by noquiero (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, I was lecturing high school students on the importance of a good education. I pointed out the janitor in the hall and told them if they didn't stay in school, they'd end up like him. Then one of students raised her hand and reminded me that the janitor I pointed to was her dad. mega FML

#19821696
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6956) - you deserved it (68650)

On 06/21/2012 at 12:11am - work - by daddy'sgirl - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to the gynecologist . As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow . So u must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about mah job bathing dogs . FML

#19820234
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22228) - you deserved it (2860)

On 06/20/2012 at 7:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I WAS SO OUT OF IT FROM A LACK OF SLEEP AND AN ACCIDENTAL ANTIISTAMINE OVERDOSE, I TRIED TO OFFER MA CAT A CUP OF TEA, AND ACTUALLY GOT PISSED OFF WEN E DIDN'T REPLY. IT TOOK ME A GOOD FIVE MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND WAT JUST APPENED.

#19817936
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23328) - you deserved it (6017)

On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today , my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML

#19812575
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31232) - you deserved it (3013)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theunborn - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today , the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch.

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Taday I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, ( No, but they do, asshole, ) and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML

#19781749
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8442) - you deserved it (105498)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm - money - by ouch - United States (Florida)

Today, I ovaraard ma boss and a co-workar talking about ma. Apparantly wan I spaak, I slur ma words so badly tat it sounds lyk I'm spaaking in tonguas. According to ma boss, ( a could ba possassd by a damon rigt now, and wa'd navar avan notica. ) FML

#19770940
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19555) - you deserved it (2875)

On 06/11/2012 at 2:16pm - work - by bronieswillrule5eva (man) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML

#19730976
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26975) - you deserved it (5952)

On 06/04/2012 at 3:05am - love - by Stolemylady - Australia

YESTERDAY I CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET. I CAME OUT ON FACEBOOK TO SPARE MYSELF AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS AND GOSSIP. I WROTE A DEEPLY MEANINGFUL STATUS ABOUT MAH PARTNER AND MAH PRIDE INHO I WAS. THE ONLY RESPONSES WERE... "LOL"... "HACKED"... AND SIMILAR REMARKS. FML

#19719368
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28463) - you deserved it (11587)

On 06/02/2012 at 2:50am - misc - by OutOfTheCloset - United States (Texas)

2day I Want To Ta Ospital 4 Stomac Pains, An Was Told Tat It Sounds Lika I Ava An Ovarian Cyst. My Mom Want Into A Raga, Scraaming Tat I'd Liad To Ar About Baing A Virgin. Daspita Ta Doctor Axplaining Tat Saxual Activity As Noting To Do Wit It, Sa Rafusas To Baliava Im. FML



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