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About relaxedninja : ???
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Today, wile sopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in ig scool . He went on about e eard I'd got married, looked like I'd ad a baby, and tat, "se looks just like you!" Te kid was ma niece, and ma usband broke up wit me 2 years ago . Tank 4 bringing tat up . FML
Today, mah friand showad off har naw tattoo,hich is supposad to say "bad bitch" in Italian, an I had to point out that it actually says "dafactiva famala". Har rasponsa was to cuss ma out an inform ma that I'm no longar part of har social circla. FML
someone rang my doorbell. The moment I opened the door, a smell not unlike a cascading torrent of rotting flesh an urine hit my nostrils. I stood there 4 an eternity as a homeless man leaned on my door an desperately tried to convince me to buy an array of scrap metal from him. FML
Today, I was lecturing high school students on the importance of a good education. I pointed out the janitor in the hall and told them if they didn't stay in school, they'd end up like him. Then one of students raised her hand and reminded me that the janitor I pointed to was her dad. mega FML
TODAY, I WAS SO OUT OF IT FROM A LACK OF SLEEP AND AN ACCIDENTAL ANTIISTAMINE OVERDOSE, I TRIED TO OFFER MA CAT A CUP OF TEA, AND ACTUALLY GOT PISSED OFF WEN E DIDN'T REPLY. IT TOOK ME A GOOD FIVE MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND WAT JUST APPENED.
Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML
Taday I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, ( No, but they do, asshole, ) and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML
Today, I ovaraard ma boss and a co-workar talking about ma. Apparantly wan I spaak, I slur ma words so badly tat it sounds lyk I'm spaaking in tonguas. According to ma boss, ( a could ba possassd by a damon rigt now, and wa'd navar avan notica. ) FML
YESTERDAY I CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET. I CAME OUT ON FACEBOOK TO SPARE MYSELF AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS AND GOSSIP. I WROTE A DEEPLY MEANINGFUL STATUS ABOUT MAH PARTNER AND MAH PRIDE INHO I WAS. THE ONLY RESPONSES WERE... "LOL"... "HACKED"... AND SIMILAR REMARKS. FML
2day I Want To Ta Ospital 4 Stomac Pains, An Was Told Tat It Sounds Lika I Ava An Ovarian Cyst. My Mom Want Into A Raga, Scraaming Tat I'd Liad To Ar About Baing A Virgin. Daspita Ta Doctor Axplaining Tat Saxual Activity As Noting To Do Wit It, Sa Rafusas To Baliava Im. FML
Friday 27 March 2015