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relaxedninja

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3292
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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relaxedninja's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML

#15129927
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14254) - you deserved it (49165)

On 02/26/2011 at 7:59pm - misc - by NoMeatFail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddently interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML

#14881979
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6521) - you deserved it (44124)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by superdriver - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I worked out that if I paid the minimum monthly amount on my student loans, I'd be paying them until I'm 65. FML

#14636312
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24116) - you deserved it (5192)

On 01/19/2011 at 6:05am - money - by fuckall (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

#14583340
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15680) - you deserved it (75422)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Today, while parallel parked, a car stopped next to me, backed up, and hit the woman behind him. When she pulled off to the side to check for damage, she slammed into me. FML

#14543441
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20496) - you deserved it (1620)

On 01/11/2011 at 8:34am - misc - by raiyne -

Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML

#14529858
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7301) - you deserved it (59139)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had a plaster cast removed from my arm. After telling the nurse it felt like the saw was cutting my skin, she tells me there is no way that it could touch my skin and that I was being paranoid. She cracked open the cast. Burns, blisters and bleeding skin were revealed. FML

#14484091
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41839) - you deserved it (2426)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:54am - health - by omfgitburns (man) -

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

#14481940
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23761) - you deserved it (5502)

On 01/06/2011 at 1:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

#14036176
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70860) - you deserved it (4960)

On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

#14023923
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23693) - you deserved it (50498)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML

#14009282
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28712) - you deserved it (4128)

On 11/28/2010 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, seeing Ozzy Osbourne live for the first time, I was trying to get the perfect photo of the entire band on stage. That is, until a sudden burst of pyrotechnics startled me, and I gave myself a black eye from the camera hitting me in the face. FML

#13982086
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18540) - you deserved it (8547)

On 11/26/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

#13975115
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24738) - you deserved it (6901)

On 11/25/2010 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

#13975115
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24738) - you deserved it (6901)

On 11/25/2010 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, after buying my girlfriend a $700 bracelet for Christmas, I hinted that I wanted a pair of Oakleys. She told me I shouldn't get her anything and that I should expect even less. FML

#13959024
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23808) - you deserved it (7494)

On 11/24/2010 at 5:55am - money - by hoogimo -



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