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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3288
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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relaxedninja's favorite FMLs

Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML

#17611164
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25692) - you deserved it (9315)

On 08/29/2011 at 8:46am - love - by True Story - Canada

Today, while cleaning the bathroom in a suite at the hotel I work at, I heard a couple come in, and then a marriage proposal. She said no, that she had been seeing someone else and left the room. I was then alone in the bathroom, listening to a grown man sob. FML

#17415513
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39243) - you deserved it (3767)

On 08/09/2011 at 3:35am - work - by smurfpoo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML

#17354061
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15758) - you deserved it (32724)

On 08/03/2011 at 10:33am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my dad confessed that the only reason I'm alive today is because he couldn't afford to pay for an abortion. He couldn't afford it because he'd splashed out on brand new furniture at IKEA shortly before discovering my mom was pregnant. FML

#17333987
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34535) - you deserved it (2501)

On 08/01/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by Savannah - United States (Alaska)

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10001) - you deserved it (71428)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML

#17221659
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30085) - you deserved it (10688) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/22/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by zerom - France

Today, I went to see a movie I'd been waiting months for. A couple of women sat down a few rows in front of me with five infants. The infants cried and wailed throughout. I'm not sure I have any idea what was actually said in any of the dialogue. FML

Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML

#16980502
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23461) - you deserved it (7349)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML

#16451971
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21626) - you deserved it (57537)

On 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

#16182732
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30519) - you deserved it (16099)

On 05/15/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by Username - United States (Indiana)

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

#16141236
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19038) - you deserved it (51588)

On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML

#16104577
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6916) - you deserved it (70966)

On 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by wtfseriously (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

#16042131
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42308) - you deserved it (7591)

On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

#15379416
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52823) - you deserved it (7773)

On 03/19/2011 at 6:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

#15164938
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27208) - you deserved it (11792)

On 03/01/2011 at 5:21pm - animals - by nothingisreal69 (woman) - Reserved



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