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About regann_alexis : If only I was pretty. Ha.

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (655014) - you deserved it (440530)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out of town, still half asleep i went to brush my teeth. Mid brush my mouth started getting numb I looked again at the tooth paste I used..turns out it was my grandpa's anti-itch anal cream. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63536) - you deserved it (19563)

On 03/08/2009 at 7:57pm - misc - by poop - United States (Ohio)

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26686) - you deserved it (3051)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version



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