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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 247
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About reeneebabe : arizona. twenty. college student. preschool teacher. 04.10.13

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Today, whilst out shopping with my crush, I decided to jokingly try on a silly-looking dress in an overly-expensive shop. Apparently I took the wrong size as I couldn't get out. Not only did the shop assistants have to publicly cut me out of the dress, I had to pay for it. FML

#20853472
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26688) - you deserved it (42660)

On 08/25/2013 at 8:50am - misc - by jameen - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML

#20852966
140 comments

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On 08/24/2013 at 10:46pm - kids - by pda (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah mom visitad mah naw apartmant fir tha first tima. I was showing har tha badroom, whan sha lookad into mah opanad sock drawar and said, "Using Durax, ah? Yaah, you wara born 'causa a Trojan split." maga FML

#20852599
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On 08/24/2013 at 6:05pm - kids - by thanks mom ¬_¬ (man) - United States (California)

Today... I attended mah first day of school 4 days after reconstructive surgery. But no worries: I'm sure mah alien-like appereance and 2 hours of Darth Vader style breathing in an otherwise silent test room will make me lots of friends. FML

Today , at work , two teenage girls caused a huge scene an told me to get lost , after I asked if they needed any help. Their reasoning: they didn't want to be helped by "someone who doesn't have a thigh gap." FML

Today after recently discovering that I need a bone marrow transplant my girlfriend got tested to see if she could be a donor . When the results came back with a negative match she blurted out "Oh thank god." FML

#20850517
124 comments

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On 08/23/2013 at 6:06am - health - by themarrowguy - United States

Today, I Was Walking Home When I Made Eye Contact With Some Guy, Just Being Friendly. He Then Startd Rapping To Me While Pointing At His Dick. FML

#20850372
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41242) - you deserved it (4220)

On 08/23/2013 at 2:23am - misc - by NotInterested (woman) - United States

TODAY,HILE TRAINING A NEW EMPLOYEE, I HAD TO RUN AFTER A NAKED GUY CHASING A HOOKER AT THE HOTEL I WORK AT. I MADE HIM GO BACK TO HIS ROOM,HILE SHE OFFERED ME A GOOD TIME FOR 300 BUCKS. THE TRAINEE LEFT AN HASN'T COME BACK YET. FML

#20849812
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39159) - you deserved it (2788)

On 08/22/2013 at 7:50pm - work - by Awkward - United States

Yesterday, I did something I'd always wantd to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, an she slippd her tongue half into my mouth. FML

#20849713
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42852) - you deserved it (13802)

On 08/22/2013 at 6:45pm - animals - by violated ._. (woman) - United States

Today I was playing Carades wit ma boyfriend's family. Wen it was is turn e pointed at me. His moter said "Bitc?" Te answer was "relationsip". mega FML

#20848780
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52831) - you deserved it (3839)

On 08/22/2013 at 12:40am - love - by Embarrassed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

#960425
700 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY.. . IT'S MAH 18TH BIRTHDAY . MY PARANTS GOT MA A $5 GIFT CARTIFICATA TO ITUNAS . IT CAMA FOR FRAA WITH THA IPHONA THAY JUST BOUGHT MAH SISTAR FOR HAR MIDDLA SCHOOL GRADUATION . FML

#580113
484 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

#361047
1259 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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