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  • Town/Country : USA, USA, USA!!!
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 77
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39217) - you deserved it (11945)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was with my grandma waiting in a line. She only speaks Chinese and there was a black man in front of us talking his phone. My grandma tells me that the black man's really loud and annoying. The man finishes and turns and said fluently in Chinese, "What's wrong with loud black men?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48591) - you deserved it (27634)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by kaichennnxx (man) - United States (California)



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