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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 December 1999 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1521
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About redwrath : Sup I'm Paulo regular guy here, nothing special. I am a guy rusher, hate me for it or respect me, your choice, we all have opinions. I am a huge anime fan, as Clannad is my favorite with Sword Art Online as second. I also love playing Pokemon, and i do a lot of sports. My kik is PauloR15 and if you wanna message me go ahead, ain't nobody stopping ya ;)

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redwrath's favorite FMLs

Today, the girl I like sent me a nude photo of herself. Being a photographer, all I could think about was how grainy the photo was, and the various ways it could be fixed. FML

#20889340
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43355) - you deserved it (19306)

On 09/20/2013 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML

#20889279
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42112) - you deserved it (9737)

On 09/20/2013 at 6:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML

#20888878
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18948) - you deserved it (43601)

On 09/20/2013 at 11:33am - misc - by BabeRuth (man) - United States

Today, I found my brother wearing nothing but underwear. That would have been okay if it weren't my lingerie. FML

Today, I had to put up with a student who stubbornly insisted that King Solomon was, in fact, a Pokémon. FML

Today, every time I write the word "analyst," I can't help but giggle because it begins with "anal." I'm 24, and studying to be a conflict analyst. FML

#20886867
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19886) - you deserved it (30213)

On 09/18/2013 at 6:59pm - work - by Sunny (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the Internet wasn't working. One girl decided to try to diagnose the problem. It said to connect the Ethernet cable. She started making fun of the computer for spelling "Internet" wrong. I'm graduating with this idiot in less than a month. FML

#20886445
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41791) - you deserved it (2832)

On 09/18/2013 at 10:57am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

#20886441
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38509) - you deserved it (16699)

On 09/18/2013 at 10:53am - animals - by OldHabitsDieHard - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Beiber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML

#20886085
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36362) - you deserved it (2713)

On 09/18/2013 at 12:22am - misc - by NonBelieber - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML

#20885155
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52466) - you deserved it (6331)

On 09/17/2013 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by someone (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML

#20885056
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36770) - you deserved it (2488)

On 09/17/2013 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He told me he was a dinosaur. FML

#20883504
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42153) - you deserved it (5370)

On 09/16/2013 at 7:09am - love - by Kit (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, my 16-year-old cousin came to visit for the week. So far, she's said "raunchy", "cray-cray", "legit", and "like" an uncountable number of times. She's only been here for a half hour. FML

#20881272
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39945) - you deserved it (3314)

On 09/14/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" FML

#20880791
102 comments

Today, I asked a friend to hang out. I'm so used to people saying no, that when she said yes I burst into tears and had a panic attack. FML

#20880509
117 comments


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