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Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
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On 01/01/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by ilik3catz (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 6:11am - love - by ohemmgeee (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my father had a dream that he'd lost me forever, and the pain was so unbearable, it woke him up. Turns out, the pain he was experiencing was just his bowels and he really needed to take a shit. This is the most affection I've ever received from my father. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 5:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
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On 12/29/2010 at 9:12pm - misc - by ihateteenagers (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
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On 12/29/2010 at 1:13pm - health - by caempa (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML
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On 12/28/2010 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML
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On 12/26/2010 at 12:59pm - health - by person - Jordan (Amman Governorate)
Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML
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On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
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On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)
Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML
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On 12/25/2010 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off and drove away laughing. FML
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On 12/24/2010 at 5:32pm - misc - by hahahano (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I met up with an old high school friend who I used to make fun of because he put so much effort into his studies. Turns out he makes my annual salary in a month. FML
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On 12/24/2010 at 10:12am - money - by Anonymous - United States
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