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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 November 1986 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 365
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About redsche : Loud, lazy, unfriendly, and usually not satisfied.

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Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares" as he walked away chuckling. FML

#18400111
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32605) - you deserved it (3968)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

#17974807
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49131) - you deserved it (5585)

On 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47867) - you deserved it (18390)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

#17188929
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43438) - you deserved it (3561)

On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

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156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15656) - you deserved it (44940)

On 04/02/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by lovely321 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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683 comments

I agree, your life sucks (693954) - you deserved it (55777)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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