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redrumbear's favorite FMLs
by fuck / 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm / United States / Kids
by minecraftwilldie / 06/02/2011 at 12:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML
by satisfied88 / 06/02/2011 at 10:49am / Intimacy
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 3:26am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 12:17am / Miscellaneous
by ven980 / 06/01/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by quickfingers100 / 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm / United Kingdom / Work
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
by iscreamforicecream / 06/01/2011 at 7:53am / United States (Arizona) / Transportation
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML
by chickennbenchpress / 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
by kaleigh / 05/31/2011 at 1:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Ann / 05/31/2011 at 12:47pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by Jess / 05/30/2011 at 11:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Miramichi / 05/30/2011 at 8:18am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Love
- Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then… Today, I woke up to my girlfriend grinning at me, her hand on my junk. I grinned back, then looked… Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at,…