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  • Birth Date : Monday 8 November 1993 (21 years)
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Taday I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrestd on Cops.

#16616782
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45778) - you deserved it (3742)

On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today , I found cigaratta butts at tha bottom of tha toastar. My mothar has baan dropping tham in thara for I don't know how long. FML

#16613518
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31486) - you deserved it (3003)

On 06/11/2011 at 4:36pm - misc - by Macy (woman) - Italy (Lazio)

Today, I found out all about my son's sacrat onlina doubla lifa. Ha's baan moonlighting 4 two yaars as a mala prostituta by tha nama of Patar Parkar. FML

#16611980
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40923) - you deserved it (5133)

On 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by Mom (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute grl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears an said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in mah dreams. FML

#16609106
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54554) - you deserved it (6860)

On 06/11/2011 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah parents groundd me an took away mah phone, iPod an door. That's right, mah door. They think that cuz I was stumbling an couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML

#16608434
187 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 9:06am - health - by sickbaby (woman) - Singapore

Today mah five year old daughter cummed up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I askedhy she replied ( So I won't get mah heart broken by a boy. ) FML

#16607799
100 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , mah dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently , mah mom discovered his browsing habits an tore him a new one for looking at ( nothing but vile smut ). FML

#16606089
90 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 2:37am - intimacy - by dadisgoatboy - Switzerland (Aargau)

Today, I lerend the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML

#16601397
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29202) - you deserved it (15502)

On 06/10/2011 at 9:32pm - health - by 8sq (man) - United States (Minnesota)

YESTERDAY, I USED THE STAFF TOILETS AT SCHOOL. AS I SAT DOWN, I HEARD A SUDDEN PLOP, FOLLOWED BY THE STENCH OF DIARRHOEA FROM THE NEXT CUBICLE. IT WAS FOLLOWED BY A ( I DO APOLOGISE! ) IT WAS ENGLISH TEACHER. AND WE CONTINUED TO CHAT. FML

#16575897
83 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 9:22am - health - by IPityTheStool (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

2day mah kitchen is floodd, and according to mah landlord, this is normal, cuz it raind last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML

#16559634
134 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

TODAY MAH HUSBAND AND I GOT MARRIED. THE ONLY THING THAT IS DIFFERENT SO FAR IS THAT HE NOW THINKS THAT IT'S OKAY TO SHIT WITH THE DOOR OPEN. FML

#16558190
180 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 2:55am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I SIGND UP FOR AN ONLINE DATING SITE . IN ORDER TO PROVE I WAS HUMAN AND COMPLETE MAH REGISTRATION, I HAD TO PASS A CAPTCHA . COINCIDENTALLY ENOUGH, THE WORDS IN IT WERE ( DEPRESSD ) AND ( LOSER ) . FML

#16515986
117 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

#16501427
310 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I ran into mah ex-grlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. looool These days... she's a lawyer who makes six figure a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

#16495261
258 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 5:36am - love - by PizzaBoySwag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got fird via text. The last sentence was, "Wish u the best, take care!" FML

#16476285
92 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 11:08pm - work - by amf (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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