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redrumbear's favorite FMLs
by single / 07/01/2011 at 5:12am / China (Guangdong) / Love
by woahheylex / 06/25/2011 at 10:21am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by beekeke45 / 06/25/2011 at 9:39am / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by thatguy / 06/25/2011 at 3:47am / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
by holdengurl18 / 06/21/2011 at 12:46am / China / Love
by heather / 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm / Canada / Love
by Maddie / 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by blondetergent / 06/20/2011 at 4:12am / Singapore / Love
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
by unknown / 06/15/2011 at 6:20am / United States (California) / Love
by MegaBear / 06/15/2011 at 1:46am / United States / Work
by ugh / 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML
by patrickalamo / 06/14/2011 at 10:23am / United States (Texas) / Work
by lalala / 06/14/2011 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by Sarah / 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…