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by This Guy / 09/26/2011 at 1:18pm / United States / Money
by Oops / 09/26/2011 at 11:35am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
by Sam / 09/26/2011 at 7:46am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk and smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk and continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD and fear of germs. FML
by gotanewmouse / 09/26/2011 at 6:37am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
by jpmetz / 09/26/2011 at 12:29am / United States (Michigan) / Money
Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML
by Username / 09/26/2011 at 12:28am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by lexyloo / 09/25/2011 at 9:52pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by ouch. / 09/25/2011 at 12:17am / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/24/2011 at 7:32pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/24/2011 at 5:12am / United States (California) / Love
by redeye / 09/19/2011 at 1:03am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by steph / 09/13/2011 at 5:40pm / China / Miscellaneous
Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
by unicorn / 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Brian B / 09/13/2011 at 2:14pm / United States / Work