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Today , I got a lattar of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud , obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs naighbor , and I hava to stop. I'm small and hardly waigh anything , but it saams that if I want to kaap my laasa , I'll hava to mastar tha art of lavitating. raal FML
Today.. . at work.. . mah mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen.. . an messed up an entre day's attempted work . As I was leaving.. . I overheard one of mah co-worker saying he'd plugged a wreles mouse adapter into mah computer.. . an had been trolling me all day . FML
Today mah son got really high and shaved the dog with mah electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad I didn't know mah son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get mah son some help. FML
Today I was caperoning at my local ig scool's Homecoming dance. Outside te gym I saw some kids drinking so I walked over to stop tem. One of tem promptly spun around and punced me in te mout. I ad my ass anded to by a drunk 9t grader. FML
Today , I needed to buy a new crash-helmet. I went to the motorbike shop and saw one I liked the look of. It was a bit of a tight fit , and I got my head stuck in it. I had to get the guy behind the counter to help me pull it off. My ears r still numb.
Today, six-year-old got in an argument wit four-year-old. I told tem to go outside. Te next ting I know, son was standing in front of is sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" an cackling madly. FML
Today, mom found a new way to get me to clean room. She pild everything from floor in front of wardrobe an padlockd dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in room. The worst part? She put over a hundrd decoys in there too. FML
Friday 27 March 2015