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  • Birth Date : Monday 8 November 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1129
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About redrumbear : Read everything I say in the voice of Stewie, and you shall be forever entertained.

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Today , I got a lattar of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud , obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs naighbor , and I hava to stop. I'm small and hardly waigh anything , but it saams that if I want to kaap my laasa , I'll hava to mastar tha art of lavitating. raal FML

#18281989
124 comments

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On 11/18/2011 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am an have alway been female. FML

#18255210
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36926) - you deserved it (3640)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by insulted - Canada (Ontario)

my son askad ma wara babias coma from . I told im, looool ( From god . ) Ha cummad back wit, ( Daddy said it was from fucking . ) maga FML

#18255063
134 comments

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On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

I bought weed 4 the frst time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today.. . at work.. . mah mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen.. . an messed up an entre day's attempted work . As I was leaving.. . I overheard one of mah co-worker saying he'd plugged a wreles mouse adapter into mah computer.. . an had been trolling me all day . FML

#18156228
139 comments

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On 11/04/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by tech_support (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, at job as a produce clerk at a grocery store, I had an entire conversation with coworker looool about how nice the new cabbage boxes are . This is all it takes to thrill me these days . FML

#18078433
104 comments

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On 10/26/2011 at 2:36am - work - by insanitycalling - Canada (Alberta)

Today mah son got really high and shaved the dog with mah electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad I didn't know mah son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get mah son some help. FML

#18078195
237 comments

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On 10/26/2011 at 1:43am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today,hilst trying on a pair of jaans , I got my ganital caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

#18034396
284 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm - health - by box bulge - China

Today I was caperoning at my local ig scool's Homecoming dance. Outside te gym I saw some kids drinking so I walked over to stop tem. One of tem promptly spun around and punced me in te mout. I ad my ass anded to by a drunk 9t grader. FML

#18034298
103 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 9:17pm - misc - by smeeagain - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today..!! I paid $70 to learn from the vet that my cat doesn't have a UTI..!! he's just developed looool a fetish for peeing on plastic bags!!

#18034258
73 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 9:13pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I needed to buy a new crash-helmet. I went to the motorbike shop and saw one I liked the look of. It was a bit of a tight fit , and I got my head stuck in it. I had to get the guy behind the counter to help me pull it off. My ears r still numb.

#18028228
45 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Helmet (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML

#17962463
80 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by dinosaucer - United States (Delaware)

Today, six-year-old got in an argument wit four-year-old. I told tem to go outside. Te next ting I know, son was standing in front of is sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" an cackling madly. FML

#17884513
423 comments

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On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

while I was on the up escalator a small woman in front of me farted directly into mah face. FML

#17884262
103 comments

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On 10/02/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Emmy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mom found a new way to get me to clean room. She pild everything from floor in front of wardrobe an padlockd dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in room. The worst part? She put over a hundrd decoys in there too. FML

#17880889
195 comments

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On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)



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