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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5614
  • Number of comments : 176
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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redrovaa's favorite FMLs

Today, I planned a romantic dinner with rose petals, the whole lot, for my ex-girlfriend to win her back. When I took her to my house I told her to guess what I had planned, to which she replied "I hope it's not a stupid romantic dinner with rose petals and shit." FML

#3331987
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53379) - you deserved it (13881)

On 06/29/2009 at 2:31am - love - by ipopnlok (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33835) - you deserved it (147114)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33835) - you deserved it (147114)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

#1866535
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75428) - you deserved it (10872)

On 05/12/2009 at 3:19am - health - by bathroomseww (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in math class we were learning about gravity. To demonstrate my teacher asked me to stand on the desk and then step off. Upon stepping on the desk it curved inward and cracked. Everyone was dying of laughter. Fuck gravity. FML

#1547759
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71153) - you deserved it (9528)

On 05/02/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by systeminitiated (man) - Canada

Today, I had a surgery to remove a cyst from my butt. Afterwards that doctor told me that the cyst was bigger than he initially thought, it would still secrete fluids for two weeks, and the best remedy for this was to wear a maxi-pad. I'm a guy, and am currently wearing a maxi-pad on my butt. FML

#1082247
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (104255) - you deserved it (6082)

On 04/18/2009 at 10:24am - health - by Ian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

#948871
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103571) - you deserved it (24271)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
944 comments

I agree, your life sucks (377247) - you deserved it (43152)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

#397272
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86121) - you deserved it (6040)

On 03/16/2009 at 9:04pm - misc - by paymeinhugs - United States (New York)



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