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redrovaa
  • Town/Country : my house, U.S.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 June 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 3974
  • Number of comments : 176
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

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On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML

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On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I turned on the heater for the first time in my apartment. One of the vents is right next to the smoke detector, so every time I turn on my heater the alarm goes off. The property manager says nothing can be done about this and at least I'll save money on electricity. FML

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On 10/25/2010 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML

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On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML

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On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

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On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

Today, after spending the three previous nights cursing the noisiest bird alive that continually disrupts my sleep to the point where I just want to smash the damn thing's head in with a rock, I realised it's been my pedestal fan the entire time. FML

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On 10/13/2010 at 7:58am - animals - by SoundConfuser - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I came home from a four day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she has been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

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On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was eating jell-o and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML

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On 10/10/2010 at 5:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was bored so I got my little brother's toy spaceship and a teddy bear, went to my room and started flying them around, having dog fights, making explosion noises and humming epic orchestral music. My mom opened my bedroom door, showing our new hot female neighbour around the house. I'm 19. FML

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On 09/26/2010 at 12:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said: "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML

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On 09/12/2010 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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On 08/19/2010 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by captainocd - United States (Texas)

Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML

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On 08/19/2010 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Jordid - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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On 08/04/2010 at 6:14pm - misc - by drfeelgood93 - United Kingdom (Devon)