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redhotWINCHESTER
  • Town/Country : purpleforestbehindmyhouse, america
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 October 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 145
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About redhotWINCHESTER : my hair is red.... That's unique.... Umm I am weird lolz and I have a lot of crazy stories.... Many don't seem possible but they are.... Oh and I am sharing this account with my twin sister her name is Topaz... And Mine is Christine.... (My family likes unique names... Don't judge!)

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Today, I had to tell my doctor the real reason why I can't sleep at night for him to prescribe me anymore Ambien: I still have the irrational fear that there are monsters in the closet. I'm 22. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14141) - you deserved it (9489)

On 08/19/2010 at 12:10am - health - by Sleeeeeep - Sent from mobile version

Today, I gave my 7 year old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

#6998138 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (17420) - you deserved it (4642)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

#6989911 (301)

I agree, your life sucks (61245) - you deserved it (2882)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (753795) - you deserved it (63739)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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