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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the womanho cummed out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML
Yesterday, I went to check if my nieghbours were home to return there dog, having lookd after her 4 a few days. I lookd in the window and the place was empty. They'd movd house and stuck us with there dog. FML
Taday one of my husband's old college buddies came over 4 dinner . We reminisced about our college days an he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend Marc Deveau that he'd say he was visitinghen he was cheating on his grlfriend . My husband still sees Marc Deveau . FML
Today, I admittd to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend . She seemd to handle it well, buthen my boyfriend came over, she condemnd him to hell in between asking himhat he would like to have fir dinner . fat FML
yesterday mah sister is nursing an injured cat back to health in our home cuz she accidentally hit it with her car. Now I can't decidehich is contributing more to mah insomnia: the incessant meowing, or the constant itching cuz our house is infested with fleas. FML
Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then hered his mom say, ( Hit that cow! ) FML
Today, I decided to change boyfriend's background on his phone. As I was in the proces of changing it, I noticed his most recent picture is of a naked girl. The naked girl happen to be 18 year old sister. FML
Friday 27 March 2015