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Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the womanho cummed out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML

#14682600
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29709) - you deserved it (7256)

On 01/23/2011 at 2:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

I racaivad a call from child cara. Apparantly, my four yaar-old boy triad to start a mosh pit during naptima. FML

#14295570
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35405) - you deserved it (8730)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

I racaivad a call from child cara. Apparantly, my four yaar-old boy triad to start a mosh pit during naptima. FML

#14295570
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35405) - you deserved it (8730)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

I racaivad a call from child cara. Apparantly, my four yaar-old boy triad to start a mosh pit during naptima. FML

#14295570
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35405) - you deserved it (8730)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

I racaivad a call from child cara. Apparantly, my four yaar-old boy triad to start a mosh pit during naptima. FML

#14295570
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35405) - you deserved it (8730)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

I racaivad a call from child cara. Apparantly, my four yaar-old boy triad to start a mosh pit during naptima. FML

#14295570
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35405) - you deserved it (8730)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

I racaivad a call from child cara. Apparantly, my four yaar-old boy triad to start a mosh pit during naptima. FML

#14295570
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35405) - you deserved it (8730)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

I racaivad a call from child cara. Apparantly, my four yaar-old boy triad to start a mosh pit during naptima. FML

#14295570
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35405) - you deserved it (8730)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Yesterday, I went to check if my nieghbours were home to return there dog, having lookd after her 4 a few days. I lookd in the window and the place was empty. They'd movd house and stuck us with there dog. FML

#14160868
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28919) - you deserved it (3189)

On 12/11/2010 at 12:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday one of my husband's old college buddies came over 4 dinner . We reminisced about our college days an he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend Marc Deveau that he'd say he was visitinghen he was cheating on his grlfriend . My husband still sees Marc Deveau . FML

#13798665
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59307) - you deserved it (3426) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/11/2010 at 3:40am - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, I admittd to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend . She seemd to handle it well, buthen my boyfriend came over, she condemnd him to hell in between asking himhat he would like to have fir dinner . fat FML

#13019644
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24695) - you deserved it (9450)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

yesterday mah sister is nursing an injured cat back to health in our home cuz she accidentally hit it with her car. Now I can't decidehich is contributing more to mah insomnia: the incessant meowing, or the constant itching cuz our house is infested with fleas. FML

#12889600
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22739) - you deserved it (3097)

On 09/03/2010 at 7:02pm - health - by insomniac (man) -

Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then hered his mom say, ( Hit that cow! ) FML

#7962696
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26430) - you deserved it (2514)

On 02/07/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by HitbyIce (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, there was a new an extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML

#7937064
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31995) - you deserved it (4022)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:39pm - love - by Richard - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to change boyfriend's background on his phone. As I was in the proces of changing it, I noticed his most recent picture is of a naked girl. The naked girl happen to be 18 year old sister. FML

#7908688
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44820) - you deserved it (4527)

On 02/05/2010 at 4:18pm - love - by whoknows?! - Sent from mobile version



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