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  • Number of visits : 3147
  • Number of comments : 280
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 52 posted

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Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

#19712062
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19562) - you deserved it (6566)

On 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by jemila (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML

#19710494
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29348) - you deserved it (2825) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32906) - you deserved it (7725)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

#19689652
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32757) - you deserved it (5468)

On 05/27/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by namenlos (man) - Australia

Today, my car broke down and had to be towed to the dealership. Normally, this would be just unlucky but I work with kids and we had been fundraising for charity. I am now sitting at the dealership with my hair coloured purple, red and blue and in ridiculously high pigtails while people stare. FML

#19687715
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20072) - you deserved it (2287)

On 05/27/2012 at 9:20am - work - by straightlyconfused - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML

#19687702
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25434) - you deserved it (4363)

On 05/27/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

Today, I took the day off work to be with my wife, since she's always bemoaning my lack of romantic gestures. As thanks, she spent most of the day reading Fifty Shades of Grey, which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight, starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML

#19662141
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20169) - you deserved it (3651)

On 05/22/2012 at 12:11pm - love - by boblaj (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML

#19450814
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23997) - you deserved it (1885)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33928) - you deserved it (3110)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML

#19409952
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20599) - you deserved it (2926)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:13am - work - by Kait - United States

Today, I started my brand new job. I was late because while repairing my favorite pair of high heels, I got superglue in my eye. They had to scrape my cornea and I have to wear an eye patch. I'm now the "new pirate" in the office. FML

#19408949
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13036) - you deserved it (17982)

On 04/04/2012 at 9:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML

#19261628
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31200) - you deserved it (4112)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML

#19152626
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26573) - you deserved it (3086)

On 02/24/2012 at 8:26am - kids - by Joanne (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

#19122192
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25042) - you deserved it (8072)

On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States



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