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  • Town/Country : san diego, united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 December 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 1500
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759 (231)

I agree, your life sucks (30443) - you deserved it (7342)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. Things got kind of heated, so he decided to take off my bra. They cooled back down when a bug flew out. FML

#9586084 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (22569) - you deserved it (6853)

On 04/02/2010 at 8:31pm - animals - by BigBangrocksthenight (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

#6811696 (58)

I agree, your life sucks (26330) - you deserved it (2531)

On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

#6789121 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (25987) - you deserved it (3968)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:57am - work - by Brittanyy_leigh (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

#6644782 (14)

I agree, your life sucks (7648) - you deserved it (24643)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first random girl he saw. FML

#2822887 (324)

I agree, your life sucks (71189) - you deserved it (7072)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

#1659307 (384)

I agree, your life sucks (156022) - you deserved it (31494)

On 05/05/2009 at 11:37am - animals - by Rhyno - United States (New York)

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