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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

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278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26645) - you deserved it (6231)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22009) - you deserved it (1589)

On 04/08/2012 at 9:58am - misc - by psychoticbiatch - Australia (Western Australia)

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Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9407) - you deserved it (31485)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

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205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33531) - you deserved it (8033)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML

#11259489
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47588) - you deserved it (3109)

On 06/17/2010 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Doritos (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence. FML

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136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27245) - you deserved it (96526)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42633) - you deserved it (486031)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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