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About reconmarine96 : Hey all! I am a nice guy who does odd jobs from minor contracting work to bucking hay on my friends hay fields. I am an aspiring mechanic interested in being an army mechanic to get most of my book knowledge. I apprentice Jim mills, a retired USAF mechanic. I would love to chat about whatever on kik. Mine is recon.marine96. I made the account when I was younger and still looking at what to do in the military.

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