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About reconmarine96 : Hey all! I am a nice guy who does odd jobs from minor contracting work to bucking hay on my friends hay fields. I am an aspiring mechanic interested in being an army mechanic to get most of my book knowledge. I apprentice Jim mills, a retired USAF mechanic. I would love to chat about whatever on kik. Mine is recon.marine96. I made the account when I was younger and still looking at what to do in the military.
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Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014