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Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML

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85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23983) - you deserved it (3702)

On 07/23/2015 at 10:13pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, during family therapy the therapist asked if I believe I'm a good parent/husband. When I said yes my two sons, my daughter and even my wife very passionately disagreed. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22649) - you deserved it (11049)

On 07/06/2015 at 4:52pm - kids - by --- - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I talked to my husband about his lack of interest in sex. Apparently his definition is polar to mine; his is along the lines of cuddling. Not only did I wait until marriage to have sex with this man, apparently he prefers a permanent roommate without benefits. FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51914) - you deserved it (10248)

On 02/25/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by OverIt (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML

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403 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60976) - you deserved it (19077)

On 12/07/2013 at 9:55am - intimacy - by feiedbutter - Canada (Ontario)



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