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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 October 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 228
  • Number of comments : 10
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Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

#4489
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63434) - you deserved it (5491)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I thought I was giving a woman the orgasm of a lifetime until I realized that she was telling me to stop pulling her hair. FML

#3826
10 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Hubris - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

#3084
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48556) - you deserved it (6623)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

#2899
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31979) - you deserved it (9492)

On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML

#2792
73 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 7:47am - intimacy - by theguy24 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year old virgin. FML

#2509
113 comments

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On 01/25/2009 at 8:52am - intimacy - by aces10 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

#2423
74 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by asdfasdf - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

#2336
64 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by sadgirl - United States (Virginia)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59007) - you deserved it (7807)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML

#2137
18 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was jerking one off and my cat jumped out of nowhere and dug his claws into my shaft. Attempting to knock him away resulted in three nasty gashes... that I now have to explain to my wife. FML

#1752
54 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML

#1585
57 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 11:30am - intimacy - by f__k_it - United States (Oregon)

Today, I just got done reading all the healthy benefits that come with sex. One of them is higher self-esteem. Then I remembered that I haven't had sex in 15 months. FML

#1555
20 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by SSH - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML

#1148
21 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Holymoly - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML

#1040
44 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by Explicit - United States (Massachusetts)



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