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  • Town/Country : united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 April 1992 (19 years)
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Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45296) - you deserved it (4630)

On 06/22/2009 at 9:32am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my exgirlfriend's number. She texted back, "one of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20156) - you deserved it (51526)

On 05/04/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by 1suckatL1fe - United States (Virginia)

Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29581) - you deserved it (62478)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to go, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said "have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML

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On 03/25/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by toast - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (141717) - you deserved it (53041)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)