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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 September 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 512
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About rebeltw : Just your friendly neighborhood Marine sharing all his FML moments... and enjoying yours :)

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Today, I picked up a co-worker from the airport. As she got in the car, she looked over at me and said, "I'm still not sleeping with you". This was our second conversation. The first is when she asked if I could pick her up from the airport. FML


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