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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 161
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About rebeltw : Just your friendly neighborhood Marine sharing all his FML moments... and enjoying yours :)

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Today, I picked up a co-worker from the airport. As she got in the car, she looked over at me and said, "I'm still not sleeping with you". This was our second conversation. The first is when she asked if I could pick her up from the airport. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49771) - you deserved it (5424)

On 06/25/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by headdesk (man) - United States (Hawaii)

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Friday 17 October 2014

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