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rebekahah
  • Town/Country : WI, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 December 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 2927
  • Number of comments : 295
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About rebekahah : I come here to get a good laugh when I'm feeling down.

I generally like whoever I meet, unless they're mean. My mind is very simple, and I like to keep it that way. ;) hey if you're reading this, thanks for taking the time to notice me!

If you haven't noticed, I'm a Ginger. Well, pale, freckles, and an orange auburn hair. I think that's close enough. Please feel free to joke about my not having a soul, I love Ginger jokes! :D

I sometimes feel like FML doesn't read, nonetheless post the FMLs we submit, but I'm really paranoid.

Don't look at the number of FMLs I've submitted.

Oh you looked, didn't you?

Thanks for reading this. :D

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
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I agree, your life sucks (1095171) - you deserved it (108821)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34560) - you deserved it (1888)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)



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