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About rebekahah : I come here to get a good laugh when I'm feeling down.
I generally like whoever I meet, unless they're mean. My mind is very simple, and I like to keep it that way. ;) hey if you're reading this, thanks for taking the time to notice me!
If you haven't noticed, I'm a Ginger. Well, pale, freckles, and an orange auburn hair. I think that's close enough. Please feel free to joke about my not having a soul, I love Ginger jokes! :D
I sometimes feel like FML doesn't read, nonetheless post the FMLs we submit, but I'm really paranoid.
Don't look at the number of FMLs I've submitted.
Oh you looked, didn't you?
Thanks for reading this. :D
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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