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Today , a one-eyd drunken homeless man followd me around the store I work at , screaming at me cuz I turnd down his sexual advances. My managers and coworkers wouldn't kick him out cuz they thought it was funny. FML

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On 10/16/2012 at 12:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

2day I was sitting in the park with my new dog; I got her from the pound last week . We were enjoying the sun when I noticed that every time a black person walked past, she'd bark like crazy . Great, my dog is a racist . FML

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On 10/02/2012 at 3:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY IT WAS MAH UNCLE'S FUNERAL . I WASN'T VERY CLOSE WITH HIM , BUT I STILL WANTED TO BE RESPECTFUL . MY BOYFRIEND , BIENG THE JACKASS THAT HE IS , WAS SINGING THE SPIDER PIG SONG FROM THE SIMPSONS UNDER HIS BREATH WHILE MAKING HIS FINGERS WALK UP MAH LEG , TRYING TO GET UNDER MAH SKIRT . REAL FML

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On 10/01/2012 at 12:23am - love - by SorryUncleTommy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was worrid about mah brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML

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On 04/27/2012 at 4:22am - health - by PickedOff (woman) - United States

Today , mah 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him , he started swimming again. FML

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On 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm - animals - by dukebluedevils13 - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah brother thought it would be funny to disable mah iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter mah password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML

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On 06/18/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by iDisable - Australia (Victoria)

Today,hile having sex , I thought I was having an orgasm fir the first time . Turns out I was just hyperventilating . FML

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On 03/08/2011 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit!! My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom!! He publicly pulled out my tampon!! FML

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On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me. I Cried And Told Him That I Loved Him. He Gave Me A Quarter And Told Me To Call Someone Who Cared. I Threw The Quarter In His Face And Ran. I Waited For The Bus, But When I Got On, I Realized I Was 25 Cents Short Of The Fare. I Walked Home In The Rain. FML

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On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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