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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 May 1983 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 348
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About rebecca004 : I was born in Houston, Texas but I've lived in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania all my life.

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (231204) - you deserved it (81114)

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