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rebboy_2008
  • Town/Country : Oxford, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 December 1985 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 9775
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About rebboy_2008 : Gay? Yep.
Out? Sorta.
Awesome? Definitely.

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Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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On 06/29/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Asterisk1009 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was eating lunch naked at my home watching porn on the big screen. I heard the garage door opening meaning my roommate was coming home. In my haste to get dressed, I fell back in the barstool I was sitting in and knocked myself out. I woke up still naked and with lettuce all over me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18950) - you deserved it (62038)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:26pm - intimacy - by HansonLUVR (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by Ethan (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, me and my girlfriend got into a fight. After saying my genius response to one of her asinine comments, I stormed out of the store, having the last words. Ten minutes later she comes out to find me in the parking lot. My car wouldn't start. She texts me "Karma's a bitch" then drives away. FML

#159138
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On 02/28/2009 at 2:55am - love - by Not so quick getaway. (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any european guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by bilol (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)



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